Paleo banana bread is your new favorite afternoon treat it even has chocolate, hello! Get on this recipe immediately.
I’m sitting here at a loss for words for a few reasons:
1. UMM sweet bananas all mashed up with almond butter and chunks of ooey-gooey-melty dark chocolate that explode in every single mouthful of bread in a way that can only be described as the most DELICIOUSLY YUM gluten free banana bread that my face has ever been introduced to in a LONG LONG TIME.
2. I’m sort of freaking out over how a bread THIIIIS healthy – shout out to mah paleo peeps, WHAT WHAT - can be, like, SO moist.
3. Freaking out, the sequel, about trying to figure out a word other than “moist” to describe this bread. I know above-mentioned word does not make your taste buds tingle all the way down to your tippie toes.
But, I guess the word has already been put out there, so let’s just accept it in its glory and celebrate this paleo banana bread for what it is: a slice of ULTRA moist, naturally-sweet slice of heaven baked in a loaf pan.
You dealin’? I’ll give you some time.
‘Nana bread isn’t anything new and exciting. Which is X-ACTLY why it’s time to get your mashed-banana groove one. Sometimes you don’t want new and exciting. You don’t need Fig Muffins. You just want something familiar and simple that reminds you of the good old days before BILLS and, dare I say it, DOING THE LAUNDRY.
Worst EVER right? Right.
Now that I’ve told how simple your new favorite breakfast is, let me just tell you how it’s really, like, NOT SIMPLE AT ALL. I mean, when was the last time your banana bread was jamming with thick, creamy almond butter and sweet pieces of chocolate PLUS PLUS PLUS it was GOOD 4 U.
This banana bread is going places that bread before it has never gone before. Paving the way for more NUMMY breakfasts, lunches, and maybe even BED TIME SNACKAGE. Not maybe. Let’s be real. A little chocolate munchin’ sesh = SOML.
Did I even use that term right? I’ve never said it before and now I’m getting nervous-am-I-hip-and-happening-or-am-I-really-just-lame anxiety.
In other news, did you even notice the lack of sugar in this recipe? I mean, there is only 3 TABLESPOONS in 1 WHOLE loaf. AND AND AND, it’s Maple Syrup (capitalized because I’m Canadian and Maple Syrup is important in my <3) which practically doesn’t even count. It comes from trees, which basically means it’s a fruit. AND THAT’S A FOOD GROUP.
This is how my mind works. I think you’re okay with being able to consume copious amounts of baked, soft, banana-sweetened goodness all in the name of getting the required 5 a day amIright?
I can hear your spotty, brown, banana rejects in the freezer calling OUT to be smashed, mashed and baked up to golden-brown breakfast perfection, like, YESTERDAY.
I wouldn’t keep them waiting much longer.