HA! These honest wine labels hold nothing back. They perfectly explain why someone may be in the mood to open a bottle… and finish it on the spot.
LOL ALERT!
The fine, hilarious folks over at Delicate Estates have come out with a series of wine labels that, quite simply, tell is like it is.
You never need a reason to crack open a bottle and finish it in one sitting, of course.
But these sum up succinctly the basis for why you may really need to do so tonight…
1
It’s Your Birthday!
Holy $hit, it’s your birthday, we should say. DRINK!
2
Yes, You Broke Up
But, hey, there’s wine!
3
Good Luck on Your Marriage!
And the whole thing about having sex with just one person for the rest of your life.
4
You Got Fired
Now you have a lot more time to drink!
5
You’re on a Cleanse?
That doesn’t include wine?!?
6
Here’s a Profound Thought for You:
DRINK MORE WINE!
7
You Need Your Mommy Juice
The kids will understand someday.
8
Drink As You Think
But don’t think TOO long about the question.
9
It’s Tuesday
Don’t worry. We also have bottles for Wednesday and Thursday…
10
I’m Sorry
Accept this alcohol as a token of my… oh, good. That was easy.
11
You’re Broke
But not fat!
12
Drink in 9 Months
And then drink A LOT of it.